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Please read the following safety tips to get the maximum enjoyment from my website. If you don't follow them, it is your perrogotive, but don't come crying to me when the menu bar looks all retarded and the banner doesn't work and you get all kinds of crazy errors! well...

Update your Browser!

Please make sure you have the most current version of your browser. i test most of the stuff using both msie and netscape/mozilla (sorry everybody else). Netscape/Mozilla show up as version 5.0 (internet explorer should say MSIE 6.0).

If you are unsure about what i've told you, or just want to check for yourself, click "Help" in your toolbar, then "About..." to see if you have the latest release version of:

If you don't have a Help option in your toolbar (somewhere after File, Edit, etc.), then you aren't using Netscape/Mozilla, or MSIE. Although, I heard something about MSIE for macOS not having the "About" in it? then again, why are you using MSIE on a Mac anyway? there are much better browsers for macOS, I hear. :p~

Check your display settings!

I have set this site up for a screen resolution of 800x600 pixels or larger, and many images used are 32-bit color. 16 bit will probably work well enough, but if you are using 8bit (256 color) mode or less, good luck!).

Play Nice!

This could be dangerous, and I wouldn't reccomend it unless you had a good baseball (or softball) bat and were in an open area outside, such as the back yard or a grassy field. Also, you should wear protective goggles, as shards and pieces of plastic may fly into your face. If you decide your computer doesn't work either, please do not blame it on me. I'm not the one who wanted to load MS Windows on you computer! :p~

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